in what parallel universe..
does Anberlin open for The All-American Rejects?
does saying "You're A Jerk" over and over and over with a drum beat in the background constitute as a song?
are BMW's supposed to drive like they're more important than everyone else?
it's an effin BMW people, not impressive.does UDOT think it's logical to close every road to get out of my neighborhood conveniently?
is Bacon Kid not MY kid?
are girls with boy bodies considered hot?
does 3oh!3 play warped?
are Zac Efron and Rob Pattinson hotter than Brad Pitt?
is American Idol a legitimate, FAIR way to build a musical career?
NO.
FALSE.with love in spite of my hate,slie.