So I'm innocently watching the highlights of last nights VMAs and aside from the whole Kanye fiasco what really disturbed me to my very soul was Lady Gaga's preformance. I would now like to send a message out to the universe and hope that somehow, someway Lady Gaga will hear me. I WANT THE THREE MINUTES OF MY LIFE I WASTED WATCHING YOUR PERFORMANCE BACK!!! And while I'm at it, NEWSFLASH: Wearing a birdnest on your face is not fashion forward. You just look like an idiot. As you always do. You are more than welcome to be in my life when you lose the weird outfits and gain some real talent.
With a little love and a lotta hate,
Shlee.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
parallel universe.
in what parallel universe..
does Anberlin open for The All-American Rejects?
does saying "You're A Jerk" over and over and over with a drum beat in the background constitute as a song?
are BMW's supposed to drive like they're more important than everyone else? it's an effin BMW people, not impressive.
does UDOT think it's logical to close every road to get out of my neighborhood conveniently?
is Bacon Kid not MY kid?
are girls with boy bodies considered hot?
does 3oh!3 play warped?
are Zac Efron and Rob Pattinson hotter than Brad Pitt?
is American Idol a legitimate, FAIR way to build a musical career?
NO. FALSE.
with love in spite of my hate,
slie.
does Anberlin open for The All-American Rejects?
does saying "You're A Jerk" over and over and over with a drum beat in the background constitute as a song?
are BMW's supposed to drive like they're more important than everyone else? it's an effin BMW people, not impressive.
does UDOT think it's logical to close every road to get out of my neighborhood conveniently?
is Bacon Kid not MY kid?
are girls with boy bodies considered hot?
does 3oh!3 play warped?
are Zac Efron and Rob Pattinson hotter than Brad Pitt?
is American Idol a legitimate, FAIR way to build a musical career?
NO. FALSE.
with love in spite of my hate,
slie.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Ragabonded to Alex Plethera Moore.
Currently listening to: http://www.myspace.com/sayanything HATE EVERYONE
Dear Ragabond,
I don't care what Alex says, or the fact that I've never met you. You're a huge boring douche.
Your freckles look like shiz and your hair is dry and damaged [probably].
Go drive away in your VW Beetle while listening to crappy Miley Cyrus on your way to spoon me. You belong in the Valley. and I hate your stranger guts.
Love, Slie.
Dear Ragabond,
I don't care what Alex says, or the fact that I've never met you. You're a huge boring douche.
Your freckles look like shiz and your hair is dry and damaged [probably].
Go drive away in your VW Beetle while listening to crappy Miley Cyrus on your way to spoon me. You belong in the Valley. and I hate your stranger guts.
Love, Slie.
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